Nebraska taxpayers tired of his lies.
His phony explanations are drawing flies!
His lame logic really takes the prize.
His distortions of the biggest size.
To make excuses for Obama ties.
If the senator were a wee bit wise.
He’d vote NO on ObamaCare,
As we advise.
Lookin’ in the mirror after he did rise
In response to his many constituent cries.
He noticed much to his surprise
That his nose had grown to twice its size!
Ben-occhio!!
